No, hes not wearing my make up and using my skin care products ha. But seriously whenever he gets old enough to have a girlfriend, shes going to have to be nothing but perfect. He notices every little thing on women.
"Mum, look at her make up"
"Mum, have you seen how shes applied her eye shadow"
"Eeeew that lipstick really doesn't suit her"
"OMG.. look at her fake tan, shes orange and has lines on her neck"
"Wow, check her eyebrows mum, they're well bushy"
His best one has got to be about my under arm hair. I shave it every bloody night, but if I miss a day and he catches site of my armpits (I wear a lot of vest tops round the house) hes sure to let me know what he thinks. "Mummmmmm have you not shaved today, they look hairy, eew that's disgusting"
His future girlfriends are so gonna have their work cut out with him, and Im sure as hell going to get the blame!
I think I'll only start to worry though, when he brings a 9 year old home to me looking like this..
LOL he sounds hilarious XD
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Its so funny what kids come out with, he could well next be the next staight gok wan! my sister knows that I don't go out the house without makeup on and she always tells me to put it on and hurry up when we are going out and she's 5! xx
ReplyDeleteThat's funny. You've neabled him to set some pretty high standards
ReplyDeletelol! aww that's sweet<3,xx
ReplyDeleteAwww bless him! LOL There's nothing wrong with being a bit fussy...at least you know he's not gonna bring any rough looking girls home :)
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awh how cute love it xox
ReplyDeleteHaha a high maintenance boy he is! This post made me laugh. Bless him :) xxx
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha! You got to love 'em. I'm sure my boys are going to be the same. I think I might be bringing up a couple of New Romantics though!
ReplyDeleteLOOOOOL that's so funny and cute!!! :) bless him!! :)
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